This is a collection of soundbytes that I've obtained from various episodes of The X-Files. I'll have to re-check exactly which episodes some of them came from (the ones with the "X"). Please be aware that some of these files are large and may take a while to download. Also, if you happen to be in a computer lab where there are other users hard at work, watch your volume level or you may get some dirty looks after you blast Mulder or Scully's voices throughout the room...

Click on the picture to download the wave file:

"Agents Mulder and Scully, F.B.I." - Mulder, "The Simpsons" (25K)

"Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I." - Scully, "The Simpsons" (32K)

"The truth is out there!" - Mulder, "The Simpsons" (28K)

"This is the worst assignment we've ever had." - Scully, "The Simpsons" (25K)

"Cut out the Obi-Wan Kenobi crap." - Mulder, "The Erlenmeyer Flask" (17K)

"Last time you were that engrossed it turned out you were reading the adult video news." - Scully, "Beyond the Sea" (39K)

"I think it's remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot." - Mulder, "E.B.E." (36K)

"I don't know what to believe." - Scully, "Erlenmeyer Flask" (15K)

"Thanks, Danny." - Mulder, "Conduit" (10K)

"Mulder, you're the only one I trust." - Scully, "E.B.E." (20K)

"Not everything is as it appears to be." - Mulder, "E.B.E." (25K)

"I have never met anyone so passionate and dedicated to a belief as you." - Scully, "E.B.E." (53K)

"The truth is out there." - Mulder, "Erlenmeyer Flask" (14K)

"Mulder, the truth is out there... but so are lies." - Scully, "E.B.E." (42K)

"Come on. How can an 8-year old boy who can barely multiply be a threat to national security? And people call me paranoid..." - Mulder, "Conduit" (79K)

"And you suspect what? Bigfoot?" - Scully, "Darkness Falls" (25K)

"I want to believe." - Mulder, "Conduit" (18K)

"If this is monkey pee, you're on your own." - Scully, "The Erlenmeyer Flask" (30K)

...and the best one:

"Well, I came here to tell you, that if he dies because of what you've done... four days from now, nobody will stop me from being the one that'll throw the switch and gas you out of this life for good, you son of a bitch!!!" - Scully, "Beyond the Sea" (140K!)

"Some fungal contaminants have been known to cause delusions, dementia, even... even, uh, violent f**king behavior." - Scully (91K)

Scully: "Mulder?"
Mulder: "What?"
Scully: "Suck my dick."
(40K)

Scully: "Have you ever had any dealings with a cow?"
Mulder: "Just exactly what are you implying, Agent Scully?"
(63K)

Scully: "Hang - wait - hang on a minute..."
Mulder: "Jesus! That leaves us with three hours... three days of train station videotape to cross-reference and hopefully find out who this mother f**ker is!"
Scully: "That's assuming that we're looking for a mother f**ker!"
(282K!)

This is not a sound, but a quote:
"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup, or an English Toffee. But they're gone too fast - the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers." ----Cigarette Smoking Man, "The X-Files" 11/17/96

thanks to Craig Chepke for help with identifying epsiodes :)

Last revised: October 26, 1998

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